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  • Ice Cream: What to Buy; Sweeteners, Emulsifiers, and Stabilizers

    Here are store brands you should buy: Rebel Creamery, Simple Truth Keto, So Delicious, Keto Pint. “Artisan”, sometimes referred to as “home-made” or “local” ice cream should be: heavy cream, whole milk, sugar…

  • Eternal

    It’s eternal. Humpin hoes like a gerbil. Jumpin jailers like a hurdle. Making her moan like Myrtle. She said she slow like a turtle. I make that turtle Squirtle. I’m more…

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