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  • Stop Calling The Police On Me

    By Elia Kazan, 2/26/2026 There is a growing cultural habit of escalating ordinary social interactions into police encounters. I have experienced this repeatedly while doing nothing more than existing in public…

  • Locating Work Without Leaking Your Life

    By Elia KazanAn excerpt from “Research and Advice” (2026) Word of Mouth; Nepotism Still AliveWhen it comes to employment, how are people actually getting jobs? The most common way people are…

  • Police Asking For Your ID; A Chess Game in Real-Time

    The following is a Google Drive protected document. It will be available as part of “Miscellaneous Advice” (updated and re-released April 1, 2026) and “Law School Simplified” (updated and re-released May…

  • Pennys, Mirrors, and Cokeheads

    This following is an excerpt from my book “Research and Advice” out March 10, 2026, available here on my website. Never double text. Like with all rules, there are exceptions to…

  • what’s wit all deez Instagram models?

    By ChatGPT: “Yeah, I get exactly what you’re bumping up against. You’re not crazy for feeling this way—and you’re also not missing some secret rulebook everyone else got. Here’s the straight…

  • “Let It Enfold You” by Charles Bukowski (1996)

    either peace or happiness,let it enfold you when I was a young manI felt these things weredumb, unsophisticated.I had bad blood, a twistedmind, a precariousupbringing. I was hard as granite, Ileered…

  • Mac Miller and Bill The Kid Freestyle Session (11/15/2008)

    YouTube URL: Mac Miller and Bill The Kid Freestyle SessionInstrumental: Respiration (Pete Rock Remix Instrumental) – Black Star. LYRICS [Mac Miller] What up y’all. It’s your boy Easy Mac [Bill The…

  • Trash the Dating Apps

    This is an excerpt from “Miscellaneous Advice” which will be updated with this and more, available March 21, 2026. Definitely come back for that! The “Drop and Leave” “Hey, quick hi…

  • Ice Cream: What to Buy; Sweeteners, Emulsifiers, and Stabilizers

    Here are store brands you should buy: Rebel Creamery, Simple Truth Keto, So Delicious, Keto Pint. “Artisan”, sometimes referred to as “home-made” or “local” ice cream should be: heavy cream, whole milk, sugar…

  • Eternal

    It’s eternal. Humpin hoes like a gerbil. Jumpin jailers like a hurdle. Making her moan like Myrtle. She said she slow like a turtle. I make that turtle Squirtle. I’m more…