About

Elia Kazan is an author, editor, self-publisher, and rapper. He has written over twenty books in a variety of genres, from non-fiction life advice to education books to creative writing.

He has a Bachelor of Arts in English Language and Literature; a Master of Arts in English; and a Juris Doctor.

You may use the following contact form to get in touch. Alternatively, you may email eliakazanbooks@gmail.com

Absurd Art Gallery

“I’m emailin you … from the wrong website and misspellin you, prankin you, and puttin the fear of hell in you!”

Speak from the heart. Sometimes this is just words, sometimes it’s just eye-contact. Sometimes it’s hiding.

With these rhymes I deal it, I got the skill wit to beat you with a verbal iron skillet. I make a siren feel it, even when I conceal it. If you got a broken heart, I can heal it. 

I tried gettin wit Misty
Don’t blame me, she hotta than a summer in Corpus Christi
She’s married, but life can be risky.
I need an overpriced consultant, somebody call McKinsey
Stumblin like I’m pissy drunk frisky, like I drank too much whiskey
I’m like a floater, call me Frisbee. One day you might miss me

You think I won’t slap no trick?
Open-handed
Is that your adult kid? Wearing a bib?
I take on anyone like Show Man did 
COVID? They say they preprogrammed it
I’m so damn wit. We so damn wit
In slow transit
Trying to upload my porno but I got low bandwit

I’m stretched and perplexed
Fuck a double text
Still alive beneath the rubble mess
Forget a guess
I wish my life was troubleless
Walkin around rudderless
Left the rainbow colorless
and your bank account numberless.

Livin in the fun house
The gossip’s true, I did spun out
Let me whip this gun out
and strike harder than you swung out
No doubt, me and yo chick done hung out
Passin out from doin donuts in a roundabout

Do as I say, not as I do.
I’m as good as a homeless dude with a bag of food
I’m as rude as a mouth full of food as it chews
My mood is colder than a solitude winter in Kalamazoo